Not saying I could do that, but my expectations based on the title of the article were not met.

My mom is a preschool teacher in the Chicago suburbs. About ten years ago she had Bears QB Jonathan Quinn in her class. One of other students in class told his kid to tell Quinn's kid that Quinn sucks and should stop ruining the Bears. The child relayed the message, after the season Quinn was let go.

Remember when you were in grade school and couldn't wait to go to the movies on the weekend? The only movie I ever walked out of was Rollerball (2002). Didn't have a car to drive away in or even any quarters for Time Crisis. I just couldn't hadn't that POS movie one more minute.

"If that quiz worked, there would be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if..."

Has Jim Leyland always been 80 years old?

Trent Richardson sucks and everyone knows it. I've been trying to trade him for complete garbage in my fantasy league and he even can be kept as a 4th round pick next year.

Looks pretty cool, but is it well built. Looks sort of cheap.

Completely agree. iPad keyboard combo is...yeah.

You mean substitute teachers? Typical short-sleeve button down with tie person.

Really? Personally that is the word that perked up my attention. I was all in from there on out, especially after the second time.

I have a pretty expensive Garmin Forerunner and it still requires a chest strap for heart rate. Not that big of a deal to bring it along but just another runner related item beyond shoes, headphones, iPod shuffle, gps watch, road ID, and maybe a gel pack or water. Plus apparel. Sometimes better idea just to ditch…

"DALE"

Saturday night was a great TV for me: OSU vs. NU; ND vs. ASU; Bulls Preseason premier, and Blackhawks 2nd game. I remember about ten years ago I would look forward to SNL. Someone recommended giving it a shot two nights ago and they were laughed at. Having just watched a really great VH1 documentary on SNL a few…

I know, weekend update sure isn't the same without Jimmy Fallen laughing at himself the entire time.

Yeah. I felt this way immediately after Death To Smoochy.

I was always a Orange Zippen-Pippen type of guy. But since the internet has apparently forgotten about this great product I will substitute it with this Scottie Pippen endorsed Mr. Submarine video.

Lots of good friends of mine from high school attended a small liberal arts school near our hometown for this same reason. Football, soccer, even one of them for handball. The academic experience was not a huge hurdle because it was largely attendance based and...well its a liberal arts school. One of these…

THAT WAS EASY!