Jupiter's cyclops winks at me.

Right, and the internet really should be slf-correcting on something like this, what with all the nerds. I guess it was a really slow news Tuesday.

That's fine promoting. +1

I'm surprised they the News didn't print "1.2 million milligrams" to puff the piece up more.

The old crossbow-on-the-nightstand. Also, damn, wash your pillowcases.

Mistaking a 5 for a 3 is also a cardinal sin in molecular biology.

8. In The Future, conflict arises from some man-made scarcity.

I kind of want to party with Jeff Sorenson.

Televised low-speed chase of a famous athlete? This is just a rehash of an early Kardashian side project.

Man, you really hate Jack McBrayer.

Elephant and Piggy or GTFO

Bruce Lee

Re: Paws, getting them off me.

Tecate and lemonade.

That guy get kicked out of San Diego State?

You'll fit in here; now don't fuck it up.

Bah, link fail. The Knicks NBA page has a Lin-sanity app splashpage.

Jesus, people take this bullshit really seriously.

Similarly, Phillip Rivers was going to get the first combined degree in Cosmetology and High Energy Physics.

Good to see Mo Rocca supplementing his meagre NPR paycheck. Working one day a week can't pay the bills.