/DICK JOKE

Mark Cuban, your Google Alert lit up and you're reading this: please purchase the Padres. You can't buy any lower.

Delirium Tremens

Then do it.

Does that make Sanchez Ron Weasley? Doomed in his quest for the One Ring?

/greedily rubs lawyering hands together

How do I hide all "John watched a video on Socialcam" updates?

the aliens are vulnerable to sunlight

Hey I googled this comment and it said lots of funny things happened today. Which is it huh?

ABC canceled Cougar Town and TBS picked it up for two more seasons. Just happened this week.

Warming Glow warns us to ignore the cancel rumors.

Pretty strong move if you can pull it off.

Eh, good enough for April play.

In it is ass?

Any day something Giger-related "shot out of nowhere" and merely "interfered" with a person is a pretty damn good day. Just ask Bishop.

Yeah, but you have to admire David Cross's commitment to this bit.

My, finding-change-and-morsels-in-the-couch show is in development hell right now. It's a shame, it would have transformed the genre.

The Padres are terrible.

Fighting is what fans want!

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