Yes, these guys! And where's my personalized tweet and chip clip?

Yeah, that was terrible.

Joe Buck is going hella bald.

Same thing, long ball just foul in right field and a guy reached out of the stands and caught it. No effect on the game.

Joe Buck doesn't really follow sports.

How awesome would it be if they started a Funnelball league?

Hey everyone! A rich old man is complaining, drop everything and listen!

Nice hat, I hate crabs too.

Toepick!

On the circus: the PBS series on the Big Apple Circus is really good. It has it all: ill-advised teenage marriages; bomb threats; distractingly handsome, Ivy-league-bound twins; weirdos too weird for the 9to5.

Wither the poise?

FOX is really, really trying to get Rob Ryan a head coach gig.

/barfs

So you're saying the Nets are going to get very good, soon.

Do you keep Megan Mcardle around for the lolz?

That's not beer - it's hops water.

Kenny Britt: "My status is limping."

Do you own a Bluray player?

Holy crap! Was that the long lost, Hawaiian Rex Ryan triplet?

Are we seriously contemplating allowing Peyton Manning to take growth hormone? If his body grows into his giant head we enter the era of untackle-able, nine foot QB's with gorilla arms. Is that what we want? Where does it end?