TurdBlossom
Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
TurdBlossom

Stop trying to make Gallaudet happen! No one's listening. Gah.

Guns or butter.

Pretty sure ex-basketball players as TE is an NFL trend.

I miss the Hipster Grifter.

Ghastly. And I'm pretty sure Ed Hardy did it three years ago.

Some kind of adver-tainment event on ESPN2 called the Crossfit Games is on.

Sad DUAN

The AFC west is going to be terrible.

Durrrr, rain is slipply.

+1

It's better on Peroni - the beer of King.

Orton just broke that guys ankles. Shameful.

Why is everyone milling about?

Double kicker!

Is Hank Jr even a musician anymore?

Please tell me somebody told Scifres, "Just kick it through the endzone." That someone could be MVP.

San Diego special teams: still shitting the bed.

The muthafucking C to the O to the N to the N to the E to the C to the T to the EYE to the C to...

311

Those are balls. This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.