TurdBlossom
Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
TurdBlossom

" Graduate school had to be the most difficult 3 years of my life and the most stressful."

"VIVA LA TEA PARTY!"

Fuck the textbook industry.

+1 hearted

If you get arrested just shut your damn mouth. A corollary: cops lie to trick you.

¡Los aristócratas! +1

Afternoon plan now set.

At least he wasn't disappeared in the duck pond.

Pretty sure samurai swords and Ghurka knives only have one mode and that is "to the death."

I filled a Super Soaker with beer, on the theory that it would "self-pressurize." It did not work at all, and the Super Soaker was never the same.

Stop saying Sproles was good.

Somebody listened to their boxing coach when he said never, ever throw just one punch.

Now playing

Oh yeah, more Canada. This is the SFW one.

Now playing

Jesus, bunch of first wave grandpas so far.

Multiple camera angles?

This might as well be written in kanji.

So much win in these comments.

+1 Fourier transubstantiation

/Opens journal and notes: