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Not-bald Kelly Slater.

+1 english degree

So, the new layout. It has lots of whitespace and that's good.

Gladiator

That's an e^2 point play under international Kronum rules.

Little kids suck at pitching. And they fuck up their arms when they throw. Or that's what doctors told us twenty years ago.

So good. +1

Nice of Grantland to unmask The Masked Man.

Why is Jason Segel wearing a uniform?

It's the rapture for nerds. (Whom have not heard of the Bekenstein Bound.)

Mmmmmm.

Phintastic was unstarred

Do it Commodore. Do it.

Is this some sort of double-reverse traffic generator? Because I'm not falling for that again.

I want to heart you again.

So, not at all the guy who killed bin laden. Unless he could teleport from Pakistan to the White House.

I hearted him(?) for that.

SHOTY nomination. Neow!