Needs more food carts.

Played the hell out of the #N64, but have no interest now, when #BlackOps drops tomorrow.

You haven't watched horse racing until you've watched it on twitter updates.

INXS for me too.

Jim Breuer's cranky brother is right!

@Pessimippopotamus: The Nazi zombie part of history?

Punk as fuck.

@Its_Jetertastic: My kingdom for a comma.

@Gilla: Castro's still around.

It's a shame I can't hear the cellist.

Unexpected Favris!

"actor" and "actress"

Man, Favre's place looks like a dump.

I hope asshattery like this isn't in Black Ops.

A grand jury in Alabama has declined to indict JaMarcus Russell

@brown.h.b: And lets never forget: 20 year old men are pretty damn dumb.

@Always Winning: Speaking of incompetence: on my TV I can't see the score in any video mode. I see half a graphic.

@Fallopian Tubing: Yes.

@Always Winning: I have noticed this and your explanation makes it more funny.

My friend is in the Cove.