@Always Winning: Harp.

Oh man, all this branding and synergistic-advertising is giving me diabetes.

2:18 makes it worthwhile

@norbizness: The Czar's Kossaks have been unfairly maligned - it's about наследие not ненавидеть!

Get in the kitchen and fry me some chicken.

@Lego Han Solo Face Plant: That is exactly what I thought of.

@jamescarmel: 1L, eh?

I'm sick of these Denzel Washington, runaway train, oscar-bait movies.

@Same Sad Echo: Only other mixer is (shutter) vanilla soy milk.

@Same Sad Echo: Skyy and tomato juice. Two thumbs down.

@Downskated: Study harder.

@parvalue: To be fair, I did not expect that an adult human contains so much blood.

* I have a law degree.

@SenorPez: OJ's not white.

@ohfreckledlady: Throw them on a hippie anti-Walmart protestor and everything changes. Context!

Baby carrots are normal carrots, peeled and cut by a machine. No exploited laborers are involved.

Nobody out fascists Italian football fans. NOBODY!

Tiny giraffe ftw.

Using the sock to clean up is pretty smart.