Oh man, HR departments are going to have fun with Kevin J. Moniz for decades. What did the Google CEO say? Change your name once you turn twenty-one?

@JosephFinn: Put out an APB, money may have been harmed!

Great opening and great episode. Radioactive Mike Scioscia! The Simpsons kill it when they do baseball episodes.

Gloria Allred opening is terrible.

UP THE TEA PARTY!

Oh well now I'm definitely not joining the army.

@verucht: The answer has always been Lemmy.

@Peteski: He is a stubby son of a bitch.

There goes my productivity.

@Jefferson Short Bus: You mean the water bottle that didn't contain any drugs.

That was a good cartwheel.

@Honu Harry: Heros aren't compelling.They need villains with huge personalities.

@Tate O'Malley: What, like phantom track debris so management can yellow flag the race when someone gets too far in front?

@Akio Morita: More like a left turn out of the infield.

@gravit8...drives with the lights on: He was fine with the Misfits, but then he decided to become a living Boris Vallejo painting and lost his sense of humor.

God I hate Glen Danzig

What is MS's take of that $1?

Junkie's running dry.

Straight, white, teenage boys don't understand that calling something "gay" is offensive to people not like them. I am shocked!

since Jaromir Jagr's rant on the Magna Carta.