@asliceofbacon: Krackle is stupidly underrated.

@shtickless: The moon has gravity.

@Maxichamp: No, they put a big wind machine just left of the set in Burbank.

Balacava-covered, un-uniformed police? What, is Florida part of the third world now?

That's really more the taint.

You were a terrible weekend editor, thin-skinned and uncreative.

Dog sled?

@AzureTexan: Jamiroquai is available to spool a cameraman's cable.

@FelizNavidad: It's cold out there.

@jsho12: But it's not just the delay. It's the shitty commentating, the weepy stories and the bizarro editing.

" The women's 10K biathlon is airing right now "live" on NBC's main channel."

A sketchy, off-shore, gambling website fails to pay out?

Just blocked from view in each shot: Dennis Kucinich.

Delicious chocolately ice cream sandwich.

I drank too much and dropped out of Ding Dong school.

Wired triumphantly celebrating a technology with little evidence proving its argument? Next you'll tell me Oden's agent just received an unsolicited call from Playgirl.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Too Soon!

iphone?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yup.

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: Agreed, the "gun" section is a weakest. Owning an exotic handgun doesn't prove anything in this case.