I'm in eighth grade.

Team Conan

Yes #JoeBuck, it would be terrible if this game had a college-style overtime. To be subjected to more exciting football on a Sunday! Horror!

Needs more snow.

But goddamn that was weird!

You know what would fix everything? FLAT TAX!

@Armen Tamzarian: It was a whale of a play.

This Miami game just got crazy exciting.

Likewise, our gentle lovemaking on the beach in La Jolla was a private expression of love between my wife and myself - not "indecent exposure" as the government charges.

That's not ugly. The decorating is Mediterranean McMansion, but the house is fine. Maybe a bit of a monolith, but I don't know the neighborhood. Certainly is a example of SoCal beach community design.

@Steve U: Kekekekekeke :-

Hi Moe!

That's a shitty apology. He saying, "Sorry I came off as a jerk, but I'm still right." #feely

California rolls are a banal. Next time get the chef to make one with crab meat and not Krab Meat. So much better.

Norv!

Denver is still Denver.

Ah, but do you wipe from the front or the back? In highschool, my friends surveyed and discovered a split between the two. I cannot comprehend how a man can wipe from the front; I got my junk in the way. But many men did.

@MattinglysSideburns: [www.justsaygnome.net]

#gaack tag!