Didn't Susan Faludi write a chapter about these sad child-men? #washingtonredskins

@ChiSwede: Exactly! #jamboroo

@HebrewHammer: Eazy-E? #isiahthomas

@DennyCrane: NEVER TOO OLD #openmailbagtuesday

@Kid Canada: Don't you mean, "beaten by the Mounties?" #rushlimbaugh

Spaten Optimator!

@ScientificMapp: I barely understand what happened here, but I like it.

If only there was a German word for what I'm feeling...

@ClintonPortishead: Jesus you've become an asshole.

SAS's mastery of the cable news strawman argument is strong. I see a bright future for this young man. He should endorse a snack food.

@AC_Greens_Virginity: 100% Yes

@Muggs Bigglesworth: And failure of the education system.

@Steve U: I'm watching a Saudi rebroadcast. The play by play is done by the rebroadcaster from his couch. In very good english.

@MisterSexyPants: He was betting on "virtual horse racing." Might as well put money on the red ghost for Ms. Pac Man's attract mode.

Shouldn't he be buying the Redskins?

@Armen Tamzarian: Most gimicky episode ever!

Richard Cohen agrees.

MMA is a thinking man's game.

Oh god.

Looks like a Sounders jersey. Synergy!!!