I almost believe he did get advice from his lawyer/agent/giant-rabbit.

LLC assemble!

@Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: Jesus christ, just stop.

wha

@econdave: But they sell so well to the Metal Mulisha-loving fans.

I'm not sure about all the right field views being obstructed. They are all on the east side of the stadium, meaning any afternoon game turns right field into a giant oven with the sun right in fans eyes. Never sit in right field at Petco.

Why does it have to be a big black dick?

@Beer-Fart: Their voices are like ear poison.

Fred Smoot is the man.

@Foster Kamer: Maybe you're a bad weekend editor?

I stopped caring about professional boxing after Don King's wink and shrug following Lewis Holyfield I.

@BruschisBrewsky: That she was born with.

Those are the best set of teeth I've ever seen on a tweeker.

ALL CURTAINS ARE EASILY PENETRATED SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE DESIGNED THAT WAY.

@AuthenticDEEE: That website is remarkably ugly and unfunny.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: What happened to that whole evading arrest thing?

Blazer Girl is the Foxy Brown to your Reservoir Dogs.

@UkraineNotWeak: Anti-Met? The facts are anti-Met these days?

Do this for the Padres next! Highlights* and lowlights of the season!