Does Dartmouth ever play Stanford?

@Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: Obscene amount of money and the Seahawks or slightly less money and a playoff team? Hmmm.

"Is this going to be forever?"

@Gourmet Spud: Nicely played.

"Let me tell you why you didn't enjoy that game. Reason 1..."

I'm waiting for the Salesgenie ads!

Flukey punch.

@booksy: It's 80* here, and it shouldn't be.

@MrRedDevil: +100000 for "bikebiekbikebikebike"

That baby is still in it? You have to be fucking kidding me.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Yar, if you see anything move, well that's just freshness.

@Mean_Old_Frisco: Yeah, pretty much. Schlereth has to get his minutes (TV, print, whatever) too.

I don't see what the big deal is. Her level of discretion and personal attention is admirable.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Oh yeah, can I get in the LLP? I passed the CA bar.

Jesus christ, Detroit is bad. I mean, I knew they were bad, but I never watched them play. Witnessing it now, jesus, they are bad.

Yes

By the way, first person to say they sound like Smashing Pumpkins gets slapped with my ballsack.

Buy some shoes that fit.

A 4-4 team with no defense vs. a 3-5 team? Great scheduling!

@44 in a Row: Better than Ask.com's ads.