Detroit at Houston, or

@7-8 Deville: How is Norv Turner still employed?

What the hell is going on in Buffalo? "Stadium Technical Difficulties?"

@JakeFratelli: Maybe, but certainly after last night:

I think the Dolphins defense will be better in the second half than the Raiders defense. Fire Norv?

Meh, Slice got caught with a strange punch while moving forward. I'm not convinced that at 34 years old, he'll develop more as a fighter. But this fight doesn't settle anything.

Ken Shamrock, early UFC pretty boy who's never beaten anyone of note.

When did Jay Mohr get so fat?

Woops.

@SantaBarbaraWahoo: In that case, I'm pouring this gallon into the river and switching to soy milk.

Is this "White Gold" thing a Guitar Hero ad?

How many interceptions did Favre throw in the Wrangler commercial?

Who the hell keeps 20 year old VCR tapes of the Alaskan 10:00 news.

I'd say the Chargers, because the owner Dean Spanos wants a new stadium. He's pledged to stay in San Diego county, but he's a modern team owner and therefore, full of shit.

@B: I see no evidence he wants to defect, but if he did, there would be no problem.

@redsoxchick: Yeah, this has been a poor showing all day.

the agony of anal

Synchronized diving is super, super lame.

Who needs talent when you have boobs.

When did Canada become a MMA power?