@FEAST: You haven't been watching So You Think You Can Dance. And if not, what the fuck is wrong with you. Those kids are crazy talented.

She's too tall for him.

Baseball cards are even more pointless than Pokemon or Magik cards. Somehow.

Football players will still be giving up for Jesus this season, I see. I thought that trend would blow over more quickly.

I thought old, hall of famers played in this game. Huh.

So no other team has to worry about the Packers on their schedule.

NBA players paying for sex, ex ante?

Egg #7 just moved!

Shit,

Somebody's trying to make partner at the Llc....

Your Shithole City Dustbowls!

@EVillJoe: Hulk pray?

"311 for lyfe"

Topps baseball cards? Do I need to tie an onion to my belt to get in the right frame of mind to watch this?

It's like, hot women have an entire life story and aren't just for objectivizing. Odd.

@jfruh: Should have sent in Omar.

@TigerWoodsHole: Blue suede pantsuit? Atomic-powered win!

I once was stung by a bee while surfing.

@Jen P: @ThWard: You are both correct.

"Equestrian high jump"