Casino Drive has a bruised hoof and missed practice.

Google "ponygirl"

I did some investigative journalism and found out that the claims Jesus Christ made were correct.

That's the nicest high school field I've ever seen. Damn, we were lucky to have infield grass.

@The Fan's Attic: Black people on TV, nonthreatening.

Kimbo Slice = Tank Abbott (pre-Maurice Smith fight)

@Casey Dick in a Box: "OKC . . . really is a great city"

@Balls State Explorer: Than in a Fiat mechanic's tip jar?

Watching the Simpsons softball episode today is weird. Conseco would never run into a burning house to help another person.

Truly, the sport of kings.

Jesus this site has gone downhill since Spinelli left. It's like Pitchfork, for cars. We get it - you're smarter than everyone.

I think San Diego needs a professional baseball organization.

Hey! Saturns!

@OrangeBoss9: I approve of you bullshit statistics!

The Padres are on pace for winning 49 games.

@smoke~: God, you are useless.

So they tied a four year old Subaru STi record. Good for them.

I still like how it looks.

I saw the California SUBARU plate the other day. It was on a Brat with a tiny camper. The car appeared to be used for some business. Time to kick something out of the Fantasy Garage.

@LionZoo: Calvin pissed on him?