Advantages of a Cyclone-powered Syclone truck:

@TheStarterWife: The Wild Animal Park is a separate facility up in Escondido. It features really big enclosures, so sometimes you only see tiny giraffes, far away.

@scumdog0331:

@Paul Y: @boognish: Oh god, not again.

Carltown = Mom's basement

"your ideal car is a new Ford Mustang V6 GT"

You know what's really good after Thanksgiving? Marathon Warioware session with 4 year old nephew.

Red and Black is so hot though.

@DiscoQuinn: I think it's designed to only drive twice: up the stage at B-J and down the stage at B-J.

@Mad_Science: Yeah, pretty much.

Diesel smells like ass, gasoline smells good.

Jambaroo and Smorgasbord, why I wake up on Monday and Friday.

Where are the NFL maps?

Dodge - musclecars and trucks

I love lots of ugly cars: Isuzu Amigo, Vehi-Cross, Subaru XT, SVX, Toyota Echo...

@Scout: So he has a talented daughter? Ha ha, cuckold'd!

Merc Turbodiesels have the coolest idle, that loud "Tat tat tat tat."

Bah, Federal grand juries will indict a sandwich.

God I love the jamb0roo.

A horse.