Riced out Honda Civic - I hate the baby boomer, car idolatry scene.

Cripplefight!!!!!!!!

I think I saw some special forces guys driving this around Pakistan. Needs a couple machine guns on the roof though.

How is the bus winning? Look at the awesome lower windshields on the Pig! Pull out all the stupid ice-cream stuff, megasquirt the engine and you're in business (as a weedman.)

Went with the 510 because the KA is a tough little non-interference motor that can swallow a good amount of boost. But it wasn't an easy decision.

125 hp at 2200 lbs sounds like fun to me.

@apuesto: I think they want buyers to grow with the car as they raise families. So the Civic one bought in college can be replaced by an Accord-sized Civic today, with a big back seat. Honda (and the other Japanese brands) introduce a tiny, new model in the Fit to fill the market of the old Civic. This isn't a new…

Uh? Spam?

@Johnny Foodstamps: Would you be interested in being part of an (mostly white) Onyx coverband?

Saw a Testarossa on the way back from the animal shelter.

@skaz: Oi!

Being a fucking asshole, is not a right.

You know, I was in Montreal in June and I was pleasantly surprised that no one was running a shitty, loud, $17.99 exhaust. Even the motorcycles were quiet. I don't know if French-Canadians are more considerate, or their laws more strict, but it made the city more pleasant.

Element is really close to a perfect Japanses reinterpretation of the American van.

spam'd?

My friends brewed beer in college. One batch tasted okay, one tasted like blood.

@bmoredlj: Buy it, turn it into a dictatorship, and then paint it any damn color you please.

Fuck, who cares what it's called? I'm a car guy and TDI doesn't mean anything special. Bluetec means even less.

@pjsammy: What form of racing meets your standard of safety? Time/distance rally? 1/10 scale RC buggies?

If I ever go through a mid0life crisis, I'll probably marry the youngest, sluttiest secretary I can find, and buy a yellow Coupe.