TurdBlossom
Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
TurdBlossom

Awesome post guys.

A Hayabusa. With a sidecar.

@Deathcard: The five thousand pages of US Code: Title 26 (Internal Revenue Code) begs to differ.

Where do they paint their ugly-ass Mustang bodykits?

This is stupid. TV producing people, stop making dumb improvements to televised sports.

@B: Good question. Mitsu may be going for three trim levels (like they did with the old (good) Eclipse) where only the top is awd, but a fwd turbo is also sold. Dunno.

That was wierd.

ormance car.

Those are some skinny tires for a p

These cars all seem worthy of Fantasy. I obstain from the vote.

@Euromobile: There were trademark issues with the name "Clubman." Can someone explain why the door is on the wrong side? I hear that a lot, from both English and American critics.

Um, I'll take my S in chili red with a black roof, sport suspension, lsd and xenons. Add black rims with a silver lip and I will spend the next fifteen years smiling.

Dang man, this looks like my parents carport from 1980. The colors are wrong, and it was a Type 4, but still. Therefore, I cannot cast a vote.

You got the Fox because of that single front damper, didn't you. My friend had one too. It was cool.

Apropos of very little; I saw a blue with white stripes Viper GTS at the airport yesterday. So cool. But there was a Viper-embroidered cap on the (massive) center console. I hate those hats and assume the driver was a middle aged douche who has never taken the car above 3000 rpm.

@dh86sj: Damn, I was going to suggest some sort of siege ballista was involved.

That's crazy, I hit a seagull this morning. Just glanced though, sucka flew away.

I want to get an yellow Lancer Evolution and put one of those "Mom's Taxi" stickers on it. (I am a guy.)

A guy who sells a lot of cars?

Well, the attorney's job is to defend his client. He can make all kinds of arguments, the judge may not want to hear them, and the jury may see right through them. But it's his job to make them.