Clearly his tires were overinflated by 0.5 PSI.  

Sorry Torch, Toyota filed this idea with the Patent Office Oct 14, 2016 predating you by a year. I’d say you are channeling Toyota rather than the other way ‘round.

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

Haha.  Side shot necessary! 

My life has forever changed since I bought this sucker. Seriously.

Check the framerates how? Say he recorded it at 120fps, but then selectively sped it up to 2x (240fps playback), but then resampled it to 30fps when uploaded to the internet. The final video would show as 30fps, so no matter how you counted, there would be 30 frames in any given second of video. You couldn’t tell if…

Googled it, and of course it exists.

If you are using a motor in the Americas Cup, you might be doing it wrong.

i did a dumb and got hurt and it's everyone's fault but mine!

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

Also note the Fisker EV up ahead of it one lane over, there are a few around here.

I’m actually a Hummer sympathizer.

And also, this man is 82 years old and dealing with a car accident; I’d be grumpy, too. I don’t fault him for that.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

PUT HIM BACK

Man I love Jalopnik. I used to love COTD because it meant I got to get a good chuckle & see some sweet tits from $kaycog....then she went into retirement....and COTD turned into COTafternood-we-feel-like-putting-this-dying-trend-up sort of thing. And worst of all, I feel like the comment are lackluster at best.

What’s your point? That this turd could theoretically be geared to accelerate briskly to 40 mph, at which point it’d be turning 3k rpms in top gear? It’s still a rolling roadblock, just like the OP said.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

The 1987 911 Carrera Clubsport had 11.2 lbs/hp and ran the quarter mile in 14 seconds flat. The 1987 Firebird GTA (top of the line model with the 350 V8) had 16.5 lbs/hp and ran the quarter mile in 15.35 seconds. Even a basic 911 coupe would have out-ran the firebird in a race...