I’m worried about how I am more impressed by this than anything else.

Spoil as much as you want in the article. Post photos and videos and interviews with the screenwriter. The only thing that annoys me are the headlines that read like they’re avoiding spoilers but still spoil the plot. Avengers Endgame spoiler in the example that follows...

“Enjoy things how you like. That’s fandom.”

GANGSTER’S PARADISE!!! The song running through the whole trailer is 24 years old, with no relevance to the theme of the movie. Think less Gangnam Style and more Macarena (<— STILL TWO YEARS LESS OLD THAN GANGSTER’S PARADISE!!!).

This feels like one of those movies where the cultural references are at least 5 years behind, so I’m going to say no: it’ll be Gangnam Style instead.

What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

This is honestly the most profound evidence that God doesn't exist. Or at least any kind of benevolent one. 

RIGHT! Definitely had an uncomfortable cringe face the entire time.

Somehow it’s so much worse then I ever imagined.

Is this the universe balancing things after Endgame?

Just FYI, whatever point you’re trying to make is not the least bit coherent. Soooooooooooo maybe work on that. 

Your immediate comment history in almost exclusively talking shit about Nintendo.

What the hell are you talking about? The 3DS sold 60% of last years forecast, and still managed to move 2.5 MILLION units 7 years after launch. The Wii U didn’t even come close to that number in year 4.

3DS currently has over 70 million lifetime units sold since 2011.  Wii U is at about 13 million since 2012 - only a…

Following that logic, changing the oil means you have an entirely new car!

Time attack, Rallycross, WRC, and various other racing disciplines would like to have a word with you. They change their cars all the time to adapt to rule changes, and some are even shuffled between disciplines for different types of events (drift cars competing in Pikes Peak, for example). Are those no longer the “sa…

imagine if she DIDN’T tell them where the truck was... and returned to ask them. She should’ve let them sweat it out a bit. Stealing it back was genius.

Should an adult really need to be told not to take a customer’s car for their own errands?

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

It is true. He is sighted. In fact especially so. A truly unusual human being, Yanni not only is a gifted musical savant, he also is one of the very, very rare human beings that is genetically gifted with “hyper-sight.”

I read “GRMN” and think Garmin has re-branded itself.