If the mistakes you make while driving result in damage to two vehicles, not to mention possible injuries, meanwhile you drive away scratch free, without even checking on the drivers of the accidents you caused, you probably should stop driving.

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

Are you serious? They are on the highway and those trucks have speed limiters.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

So... You’re saying that we should have taken this up with the WTO instead of randomly throwing tariffs on products instead?

You’re right, I read your post wrong.

Erik — I appreciate your balance on this article, something other Jalopnik writers and editors have been unable or unwilling to attempt.

That would be fucking hilarious if it were true. “Honey you know I had to go to the DMV today to retake my driving test for that time I backed the car through the bank window? Well you’ll never guess what happened.”

DMV was in CT.

She’s taking a driving test. That would indicate she did not formerly know how to drive.

That is the fastest that any DMV employee has ever moved.

Good guy cop, idiot kid

Reasonable cop is a good dude. But I have a feeling that kid may have a run in with Darwin sooner or later.

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

ALL PRAISE THE HERO THAT HELD THE PHONE THE CORRECT WAY!

HIP HIP HUZZAH

There’s are multiple rail lines near me with adjacent stoplights, and every time I’m at a light and I see someone blithely stop on the tracks I want to get out and go slap them around a bit.

Well this is going to get fun.

It’s incredibly fucking American that we look toward oligarchs for salvation.