He was doing 150 in a Mustang on a perfectly straight road, and managed to escape instead of suddenly veering to the right and mowing down a crowd of people. He’s got to at least be in the top 10-15% of Mustang drivers in terms of skill.

The other important bit about running to the grass from my perspective is the other reason why he’s fortune, ie that he didn’t end up under another car that couldn’t stop in time..

I know you were joking, but that is EXACTLY the sort of video you should see before buying a bike.

I’ve been in some pretty fucked up situations, and I never once came close to shitting myself. I really don’t think it happens very often.

Nintendo is not the publisher for this title. It was released via Hamster Co.

Nintendo can do more then one thing at once. For many of us, before the NES saw wide-scale release and adoption, the arcade machines were how we first cut our teeth on the classics and learned what Nintendo was. And to be fair, I think this is the first time in 30 something years that the OG Punch-Out has been…

I don’t know. I think people do want an arcade Nintendo game that is the father of a beloved franchise that has never been released on any platform ever.

I do like that vertical rotation, bring all the shumps

Ha. I’m not really an anti-tax person. It costs to live in the sorta first world country. On the other hand, selective enforcement of our many many laws is infuriating.

Really? Was just looking it up, and I get the opposite vibe, like here’s a pic of the original power cards:

So it sounds literally the same thing as monopoly gamer from last year, but re-skinned with karts. Question is, you think characters would be cross compatible then? Are their powers different than their previous counterparts?

They used a screenshot of Grumble Volcano for Bone Dry Dunes. LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE.

Few, if any, of Nyko’s products are ever officially licensed. They’re really no different than the hundreds of Chinese brands like FastSnail, YOSWAN, Yteam, FYOUNG, etc. The only difference is Nyko has managed to trick the market into thinking they’re of the same quality as Hori. Nyko has never been a trustworthy…

Welcome to the world of Nintendo’s non-committal patch notes. They could release a patch that fixed a common game-breaking bug early in the game that deleted save data and corrupted your copy of Odyssey, and they’d still list it as “General system stability improvements to enhance the user’s experience”.

Called it on the HORI JoyCon post:

Whenever power is involved, all bets are off.

To be fair, this Nyko dock has been bricking systems and killing their ability to charge for months before the 5.0 update. The thing should have been pulled from shelves long ago.

I’m a victim of the Nyko dock killing my Switch’s ability to charge and I’m just telling everyone that you need to stop using that dock immediately. Even if you’ve been using it and it hasn’t caused a problem, you are playing with fire by using this dock.

From my understanding, Nintendo has some proprietary chip in the dock that handles conversion of USB-C to HDMI, and Nyko reversed engineered this technology. So they thought.

Update 5.0 completely rewrote how the kernel handles addresses in memory (it added KASLR), and something about that update broke a third party…