My girlfriend’s been forcing me to watch this bit by bit. It’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in a while. I can’t tell whether I love or hate it at any one time. But it was way weirder than most of this list.

I would flip those figures, personally.

BMW as an entire brand.

At best this was “faux disappointment.” Again, your bar for “outrage,” faux or otherwise, is really, really low.

Someone has a really low bar for what they consider “outrage.”

We get jokes when we see them. As soon as you write one, we’ll laugh at it.

It’s 2015 already. Can we please NOT call every touchscreen an “iPad screen?”

I think he means the first line. The wording of the first line implies that it’s still pretty bad, just not as bad as it once was. Not exactly ringing praise.

Not the headline, the first line.

I have two cards now with chips on them. One, a Wells Fargo card, went full chip-and-PIN, while the other, a Capital One, is chip-and-signature. I’m happy Wells Fargo went all the way, although as the PIN isn’t customizable, it IS a bit more of a chore to use as I had to memorize a new number. Which is harder still,…

I made it to the mob ONCE. Naturally, it just happened to be a round of questions I sucked at, and I think I was out on the first or second. Not that I was ever AMAZING at the game, but I still usually lasted way longer than that.

Could be wrong, but wasn’t the TV show over before the game even started? I don’t think that was the problem.

I had so damn much fun with that game. And I won a copy of Shadow Complex during one of their commercial break contests by asking for it in the form of a Nigerian spam scam. Chris Cashman read it live on the “air.” One of my favorite video gaming experiences.

Hasn’t pretty much every article indicated that this was the case? We knew that since there was a software mode that allowed it to pass standards, there had to be a way to adjust the standard operation to achieve that as well. But along with that, in every article, has been the understanding that this would likely…

Looks very cool. But can we stop comparing EVERY CG-animated reimagining of something to a Pixar movie? Pixar’s movies have their own intangible quality that makes them stand out as their own unique thing, although even within their films there’s a lot of range. Not everything CG-animated, even if done very well,…

Can we replace the term “douche canoe” with “selfie canoe” now?

People didn’t complain that the 3DS was too small. People who had already gotten used to a DSi XL complained about not having something to move directly to that was comparable, so they made a 3DS XL to accompany it. It’s the fact that they then did the OPPOSITE with the New 3DS and released ONLY the XL version in the…

They are USB rechargeable. A cable is less than $2.

Hell yes! I was afraid they weren’t going to bring it here ever. I don’t want another XL. The last XL I bought was a mistake. It made the system a lot less portable, and I never play it anymore.

Chromecast would be great.