Definitely. Everything has to be done as badly as it was when we were kids. Current special effects techniques that are the standard bar for our kids are terrible, and they must suffer through the ignorance we did when we were too young to realize how crappy the effects being shoveled at us were.

You mean out of pleather made to look vaguely reminiscent of human skin? Because that's all tortoiseshell is now; it's a style. No tortoises were actually harmed in the making of anything tortoiseshell. Besides, human skin isn't an established style in eyewear; tortoiseshell is. Seems like a clever subtle gag to me,…

This all just sounds like standard nostalgia. "Everything that happened before I turned 30 is meant to stay that way, and everything that happens differently is a travesty and an insult to me and everything I love." It's the argument for just about every conservative law imaginable. "THIS is the way life works because…

I did this recently. I already had Google+ auto-uploading all my photos, but I disabled the DropBox component and enabled Bitcasa's feature. Unfortunately the latter is insanely unreliable, but at least I have Google+ in there. DropBox was the easiest, fastest, most reliable, and ensured the photo was easy to access…

Awww... the announcer voice was Tony Jay. I miss him. :(

Average age in Japan for lost virginity is 19.7, versus 16.4 here. That's not that bad, and honestly, I think it has far more to do with education than anything shameful. I'm very much anti-abstinence, but I also know our lack of education in the US leads to earlier sex with less protection. Countries that educate…

Well, the shape and size. I can't stick a Tenga Egg in my back pocket without arousing suspicion. This new toy is far more discretely portable.

You're misinterpreting my point. I'm disagreeing with Viperfan1 by pointing out that it's perfectly reasonable to have clicked this link not expecting NSFW imagery. Clicking through to this article should not have caused anyone to automatically assume they'd see the image, so it's reasonable for people to complain.…

It's supposed to be in the title or meta description. Here's what showed up in my RSS reader:

Merely mentioning "vagina" as a topic isn't necessarily NSFW. And the preview image in RSS clearly censors it. There's no reason to assume it's actually going to be directly visible, without having to click a link, from the title and description alone.

Shape and size. Tenga Egg won't fit in your pocket discretely. But yes, the idea that a disposable toy is "new" is an error.

Because you REALLY don't want to wash and reuse one of these.

It's nothing like a fancy condom. Condoms don't provide sensation, they just provide a place to catch the result. These have textures in them to accentuate the experience, just like any other masturbation sleeve or toy.

You realize married people masturbate too, right? And I don't think there's anything special about Japan in this regard.

And it's made by Tenga, just like this one.

Yes, and the eggs were also made by Tenga. Disposable toys, especially from this company, aren't at all new. Just this form factor.

I know, right? No other first-world country masturbates heavily!

They stretch considerably, just like the Tenga Egg line. They will, in fact, cover the whole shaft while in use.

Almost all of Tenga's toys are disposable. Article focused on the wrong aspect of this being new. It's the pocket-sized form factor that stands out.

It's just like the Tenga Egg line. Yes, they stretch considerably.