This isn't about masturbating INTO something. It's not a semen disposal device. It's meant to accentuate the experience, not merely aid in cleanup.

You mean they've invented yet ANOTHER disposable masturbation toy for men?

Almost ALL of Tenga's products, for many years, have been disposable masturbation toys for men. And they all include lube. All that's new here is the pocketability.

I already do all of this, and actually to a slightly higher level. I don't consider myself SAFE, but I do know if anyone gets any one of my passwords, they'll have access to nothing else.

Worked it out on my own. Set up another no-ip account (begrudgingly) and pointed a CNAME at it. I know I tried that years ago and it didn't work, but it worked now. I still would rather cut out the middle man, but this was the easiest way to start.

I use Dreamhost, and had been wishing for a while I could use a subdomain I have registered with them for this purpose. Their own site isn't ESPECIALLY straightforward in how to do this, though. Any tips or guides you're aware of?

What a gigantic bag of dicks.

Seems as though they're just close enough that it becomes virtually irrelevant. They're both great. I have a Chromecast that I love, but it sounds like if I had waited and compared them, I could have loved the Roku as well. Still, I feel like, in a very general sense, the Chromecast might have a more wide-open future…

In all fairness to the driver, the light rail lines in Houston are pretty new, so maybe they weren't used to the crossing. And that sort of thing wouldn't be an unusual occurrence in Houston, either, as the The USA Today pointed out a decade ago when these train things were first installed a decade ago:

Confirmation bias. You basically just wrote the quoted example from a dictionary definition of racism.

Worse than the back of a Volkswagen?

Absolutely no way that's real. None. Way too dangerous, for one thing. If you know you're in a simulator, you drive differently. You take risks you wouldn't with a real car. You bumper-check, you tap walls. Even if they're great drivers, the people running the experiment had no way of guaranteeing they wouldn't do…

Sure they do. My ex-wife has blocked entire numbers from being able to reach our daughter (don't ask me the depressing way I know this) from her account. Not sure who you're with, but it's very, very doable.

This really isn't the time to be joking about it, if ever.

I love K'nex, but when did they get so aggressively patriotic? That just makes me slightly uncomfortable. It feels like they're indirectly calling out Lego for being Unamerican. Very weird.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the video game's advantage is that it's fun. Also, the majority of them have either no real plot, or revel in the plot being simplistic enough as to knowingly be a thin pretense for the fun.

It was a movie about a fictional game. They then went ahead and made the game.

"Above" being where, exactly? I scanned the thread we're in and see no other comments from you.

It makes sense that you think that, but I think, as is clear from the comment threads alone, and the place in geek culture this common misunderstanding holds, that the joke soars. Obviously we have different perspectives on it, but I find it really very clever and if I wasn't unwilling to deal with either the…

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I'm not sure you DO get the point of the shirt. It's to insight exactly this sort of nerd rage you're describing. It's a troll shirt. It's working flawlessly.