Hence calling it a troll shirt.

None had when I posted this. I scrolled through the comments. Found nothing.

I'm 100% confident the designer of the shirt DEFINITELY gets it.

Then you may wish to work on your sense of comedy.

But...that is the point.

Surprised nobody's pointed out that this is the Obadiah Parker arrangement of the song. Really beautiful. She handles it well.

Yes, it's quite possible on the S3 and S4 it runs well, but I know on the S2 for Sprint (I know CDMA is part of the problem) it was a battery-drainer, and had plenty of other issues. It's really hit-or-miss whether its support is official for a device, and even then it has its moments. I just prefer the real deal,…

Not really, no. You can, on certain phones, occasionally install a ROM that's very, very close to stock, and almost, sort of as stable. And that's great for a lot of people. But it's not the same as having an actual phone built from scratch with stock Android and no bloatware. Trust me, I spent years pretending that…

Why not the bottom? Seems kind of lopsided to do only one.

Let's recap:

You're right. I exaggerated. I should probably be committed if my initial wording was true. Or it would drive me to be.

First off: I'm not a Gawker hater. I read all their blogs quite regularly.

No one said you were. And I clearly in my first post admitted 8 has many issues. But the ones you described were ridiculous.

A few years ago isn't now.

"Which end goes in my mouth?! OMG, I accidentally brushed my gums instead of my teeth! Ugh, my toothpaste keeps falling off the side of the brush! There's GOT to be a better way!"

I've been computing since the days competing versions of DOS were still a thing. Windows 3.0 to 3.1 to 3.11 to 95 to 98 to ME (yes, actually owned and used it) to XP to Vista (yes, actually owned and used it) to 7 to 8. 8 was easy. We've gotten past this originally accepted concept that we have to learn new things,…

So many confused people, and this article title isn't helping.

There are no businesses moving to Vista.

The Metro interface isn't going anywhere. The article is confusing things. All that's changing is that when you boot it will go to the desktop first instead of the start screen. THAT'S IT.

Everywhere? There are only four corners on the screen, and within the first few experiments you figure out the bottom two are the most useful. Click the left one, exactly where you used to click Start, and you've got Start. Right-click it, and you've got a ton of cool stuff 7 didn't make that easy to get to, including…