Yawn! Oh look she undid her shorts, so scandalous. Boring! More beard!

Eh. Mark's okay, but I prefer Game Grumps.

These are single-handedly the best kind of articles on Kotaku.

You forgot to mention that to run games that good, they're spending 2, 3, 4, maybe more times as much on their PCs.

And there will always be people who laugh at both sides for their mindless bashing.

Mostly because it's true though.

And there will always be console warrior idiots who start shit over nothing.

kek

yep. you heard me.

You're calling for a movie that would be special effects heavy and hasn't even started production to be out by December.

I really hope it turns out to actually be real, just so you look like an asshole.

Thank you.

Dear Bobsplosion,

Valentine's day is soon, huh?

With robots.

Videogame hipsters...........

I've had soundtracks in packs before, never used them myself so in makes no difference. And I already have a mousepad, even if I didn't they're dead cheap.

I believe Articles like this should always feature such a image:

Either you have never played the game, or you were a massive carebear, in which case you never played the game.