Is this you? ILY.

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

I don’t want to cry so I’ve been watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and it makes me laugh. (I know it’s season 2 now.) Tina Fey is one of the writers and I like be her sense of humor; I live alone so when I hear myself laugh out loud I know a show or movie is funny. Though it’s always possible that I’m simply high as…

I got to see some in Denali National Park this summer. Here’s a group just chillin’.

Caribou/reindeer are one of my all time favorite animals. I even have a caribou track tattoo that goes up my back and over my shoulder.

The Donner kebab really hits the spot this time of year.

“Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your dad!”

Seriously, how drunk was God that day?

Jesus, are you OK? This post sounds like a cry for help.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend is the bomb. It’s slightly uncomfortable at times, but really easy to watch while doing anything else (eating, drinking, vacuuming, whatever. Idk your life). Also, musical numbers and dark humor.

Am I supposed to be relieved by this? This man knowingly and willingly exposed his partners to a potentially life threatening disease without their consent. At least one contracted the disease.

Just to be clear, is that 76 in cat years?

Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Wildenstein, 76, flew into a “violent rage” and scratched the face of fashion designer Lloyd Klein inside their apartment in Trump World Tower on 1st Avenue and East 47th Street around 1:30 a.m., the sources said.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

Her family, particularly her father, had pressured her to fabricate the story precisely because they were upset by Ramirez coming out as gay. Her father hoped these charges would enable him to win a custody battle.