I think HRC is smart to have someone else do this on her behalf. If I were I’d stay as far away from this as possible. If it fails she won’t look like a sore loser. And if succeeds she might become President, although it’s probably wishful thinking.

The hope this is giving me is dangerous. Dangerous. I don’t think my heart can take any more of any of this.

she only raised $3.5m for herself over the entire election

I raise you a Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty and see you a Goddamn it, Woman. Could Jill Nuclear Stein actually save the country? I’d gleefully end all criticism of her if HRC got elected as a result. Hell, I’d donate to her “campaign”, whatever the hell it was. Go Jill!!

If there is ANY chance she could win, then she owes it to the world to try.

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

I don’t get the point of a monarchy without power.

You know what? You’re right. Trump was right. John McCain isn’t a hero.

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

DJT: “Well, I also have no competency at any job I’ve ever held. And by ‘any job’ what I mean is I’ve only really ever had one job — trying not to piss away my inheritance, but I fucked that up. Pretty badly actually. But I’m completely unqualified for this job. Oh, and also, I’m a horrible person.”

“I like your gumption! Sure, we’ve got this other candidates who literally meets 100% of the job requirements, but it looks like you’ll be a better cultural fit.”

nah

This honestly makes me feel so much better for some reason. I assumed that he didn’t actually want the job, but this is as good as proof. Knowing he’ll be as miserable as we all will is some kind of vindication. Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

ashley my eyes why god

Get angry. Feel that anger. Keep it. Hold it tight. Never forget how it feels.