Hey Nineteen (to Twenty-four Months, if convicted)

EXCEPT FOR THESE GUNS!!!

E.J. Johnson > Jaden smith

IPA stands for “I Pee Alcohol”?

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

Jenna Maroney is that you?!

“voluntarily placed herself in a position of danger and exposure to such injuries and damages.”

I love that people have been turning that first picture into works of art:

But were they this drunk?

....I love that the guy sprawled on the left is ACTUALLY REACHING FOR HIS BEER.....I went to their website to see the array....

Goddam, I do NOT miss going out and getting drunk on New Years.

Hugh Jackman and a baby penguin

etchings and chill

...

Huh. I never knew Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings

...That escalated quickly.

It's because her ex Reggie Bush played for the saints.

mine:

My favorite photo from the book:

No, chances are the wife will think she’s crazy. Women are not always willing to believe you. You can throw all the proof their way, they just will call you crazy and jealous.