More like Orlando Bloom to my eyes.
I have a tiara made of chainmail I got as a gift and used when I went as Arwen for Halloween one year. The desire to just wear it outside when I go to Target is so damn strong. We should all wear tiaras! They’re awesome!
... but. she didn’t grow up facing discrimination or being held back because of her skin color.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand now I’m watching this. Thanks for the horrible story palate cleanser!
Oh good. Europeans are randomly claiming land again. This will turn out well.
Also this “Josh was too curious about girls” statement really pisses me off.
It’s weird to me that everyone is replying about how small weddings are just fine thank you very much
It’s weird to me that everyone is replying about how small weddings are just fine thank you very much and not wow that’s obnoxious that the older sister haaaad to get married before the younger sister.
Ouch, Bride. That dress looks absolutely painful for her breasts. Can she breathe? Never be afraid of using your real size, ladies. Just because it zips up doesn’t mean it fits. That thing looks painful and unflattering.
I miss Dave Chapelle.
Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1000000% agree. I am beyond over this whole, "We have to tolerate all of the assholes on the planet and not tell them that they're assholes." ya know - some people really don't know they're jerks BECAUSE NOBODY TELLS THEM WHEN THEY'RE BEING JERKS.
I am old now, aren’t I.
OK, but since the current system requires tipping, people shouldn’t go out if they can’t afford to tip. Don’t fuck over the person who’s helping you to make a political statement.
If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.