She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

I think this lady speaks for all of us.

I mean, if Christian Bale thinks you’re being an asshole...

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

its not a church, its a cult.

To be clear, I called this last month and you all owe me $20 if it happens

I hate when 911 calls get posted on the news and stuff. Why are they being posted as entertainment? As something funny? She’s legitimately terrified. Someone is in her home who could harm her. They should be private calls, not up for public consumption, especially if you’re a celebrity. I don’t get it. It seems like a…

180 seconds of my life I will never, ever get back.

In what way? He was an abuse victim. I see no reason to think those daughters would be in danger from him. From her? Yeah, I can see her being a loon around them as well.

“...Vili Fualaau, meanwhile, discusses his bouts with alcoholism, depression and why he believes the system failed him while he was still a minor.”

“Well first, you have to raise him right.”

Haven't even read this yet and had to pause briefly to immediately praise that wicked Wallace burn in the opening line. APPLAUSE, DAVIES.

Yea... That's straight up silver. Robot face?

I don’t remember black people being so shiny and vapid.

Woo congratulations!! I am moving in with my boyfriend in 2 and a half months (1st july officially) when my contract runs out and its so exciting! and so god damn terrifying!

Awww. Yay! My brother helped out when I moved in with my boyfriend too. I'm sure they went and bought the booze. Over ten years ago now! I hope you have just as much fun as we have!

This sweet, happy post needed to be ungreyed. :)

I will put $20 on the live Mulan remake not actually starring a Chinese person.