I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

After I saw a Wes Anderson movie in college, I started being a pretentious ass.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

I'm glad North is okay.

Oh, fuck this. I'm guessing he was being bullied at his school and the adults couldn't be bothered to do anything to rein in the little shits, just like it was when I was a kid. The excuses were always, "oh, they need to work it out themselves," or "oh, honey, just ignore them, they're jealous," or other bullshit…

His is the most clever jab in this entire embarrassing feud. Which isn't saying much.

I think she has a great, interesting voice. Her cover of "50 Ways" was really good. And no one but Miley could wear that pantsuit.

a fucking dolphin ring?! you buried the lede in that one. you didn't even NEED the rest of the story. just the picture!

I created an account JUST to reply to this.

The scene: Horrible abusive relationship. The inevitable morning after the all too familiar horrific night before. I am packing my bags. Unfortunately not for the first time, and not for the last.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

An Open Letter to My Ex's Wife:

& here is tom hiddleston with chris hemsworth's baby

church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

Don't care if it is just an "adoption"... I don't even want to think about hissing cockroaches.

Haha I had NO bf in high school. A lone wolf. A lone wolf with parents who put the fear of Jesus in her and no clue how to look presentable or act like a normal person. It's ok. It all turned out. I think.

It's a Swanson-approved tactic.

Good for Miley! Schwarzenegger is really hard to spell, plus misspelling/regularly forgetting your boyfriend's name lets him know who calls the shots in your relationship.