Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

I'll take a photo bomb over a suicide bomb any day

I'm pretty sure that a beat down was in order. Maybe it's because I'm black and our hair is an issue dejour, but I would have beat the shit out of her. And my (fictitious) husband probably would have understood and been okay with said beatdown of his sister. I don't get why anyone would think that it's okay to cut…

Look at you OPENLY ADMITTING in THIS SPECIFIC FORUM that you haven't read Pride & Prej!

My partner did too.

Feminist Tease, they will never change their perspective but waste your time with implying you might change their mind. Your reason and experience are never legitimate to his gut feelings (privilege). Additionally, him wasting your time gives him more validity because he "listened" to an outside opinion. Blerg.

Every time I hear about Chris Pratt, I'm all like:

This answers SO many questions about my ex

The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

"Family is important to me."

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

When you mention the pumpkin seed story, you must link to the pumpkin seed story. Those are the rules. There are no doubt three or four people who have not read it.

I know "thirsty" has now entered the mainstream lexicon and therefore is overused, but it is precisely how she acts in her all relationships. She loves hard,sweet gal. Pull back some Brit Brit!

Homegirl jumps right in, doesn't she?