Utah's state motto has been "Grab your dick and double click!" since, oh, 1995.

Yeah, I'd love to see an article where a man stays in a relationship for 44 years and never has an orgasm durning sex. I'll start holding my breath now.

OMG I can't believe I missed this:

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

Oh God, the Non-Question Asking Friends are the worst. And I've never met one who was simply caught up in the wildly fascinating and busy life they had going on. They are, to a person, tedious and uninteresting.

DID YOU GUYS PLAN THIS.

Seems like a nice gesture when you're taking a picture with some unemployed tourist.

Chris Brown is (say it with me) :

Swift does not get credit for quoting every rap song on the radio.

"Blurge."

Sorry, I gotta call BS. I'm a kindred moon sister (12 day-long menses, clots that can be measured in in. vs cm, abandon all hope, ye tampons who enter here, etc). You'd absolutely inspect that knob before gobbling on a "heavy flow day", shower or not, if it just came out of your clot-cave.

Jay did it.

that is like when people would get pissed about ~spoilers~ in the tudors

wait

Nice conversation I had with a fella on the street this morning:

Not for nothing, but I kinda thought this was obvious satire but apparently, I'm mistaken. Because, how many woke Black folk do you know that would actually, in all seriousness, advocate finding a token Black friend for one of the whitest people on earth? Like....

Your fandom TRANSCENDS TIME ITSELF

Poor Hari Kondabolu is getting caught in the crossfire.