Yup.

THIS HAS SHATTERED MY TRUST IN THE ST. LOUIS POLICE DEPARTMENT!

I think the more relevant question is why Mark needed a statistician to multiply 5.4 minutes by 10,000 guys.

"something about this story doesn't feel right."

The review was written by a bear. He smells like salmon.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Keeping that bar low, CT and NC.

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

Brilliant. That is all. :)

Obligatory:

I'm pretty sure that the shade is only this. "Grandma Mimi" isn't interested in age-shaming her fellow seniors, but she is very much interested in rubbing the Democratic Party's two greatest 20th century policy triumphs in John Boehner's orange face.

Boooo to leaving the Mindy Project; he's the best. Although nothing will ever, ever be as painful as the severe lack of Max/Happy Endings in all of our lives.

I thought so as well! He now gets to take advantage of the "entitlements" that previous generations have paid for and that he and his party are trying to gut for the next generation. I think it has more to do with that than his age. Plus, 65 is not that old for Congress. Either way, good shade, Nancy.

maybe because your white and she was never a crossover pop star ? Not trying to be mean or anything...just saying. She was a pretty big deal in my world.

I give her a total pass on Burton, but not for Eddie Fisher cause she was friends with Debbie Reynolds, man. Dick move.

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

This is like when your friend starts dating a total lame-o and you don't want to say anything because it will turn into this huge "thing" if they end up, like, getting married or whatever, but you're desperately trying to make a telepathic connection with her to let her know she's like 5 status points above him and…