what do white girls and prime numbers have in common?

But how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even?

Please, please Kara Brown haters, don't disappoint me. I desperately need entertainment.

Hey Jude

remember

hey jude

No question, this is the fault of the hospital and the CDC. They have the final say, they're to blame.

I always figured that it would be a wedding that would one day kill us all. My money would have been on improperly stored salmon though.

I respectfully disagree.

Can anyone spot @kevinjonas toothbrush?!

Seriously Angela, it's been two years, let it go

Don't blame the victim.

If they truly did fire this manager on this sole account from an irate customer, I hope "Jen" is suing BB&W for wrongful termination. Unfortunately the customer is not always right. Customer service is important, but not when the customer is asking for something that does not exist. I understand her frustration, but…

Y'know, I was just out looking for something that wasn't in my local store. They called another store and said "okay, Springfield has it." So I drove over there, and guess what, Springfield didn't actually have it.

The customer isn't always wrong. Angela, however, is so wrong she's almost right again only because it is so ridiculous. They're candles. Take the smaller ones. Go home and order them online. Candles.

This is the best. THE BEST.

Jen's version of the story is "I dunno, typical weekend at Bath and Bodyworks, I guess".

THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOT GOING TO KEEP YOUR EDGES LAID.

I've shared this story before, but it fits in well here, too.