1) This is the appropriate response to Amanda Bynes news, kudos to you, Mark, for not making me want to scratch my eyes out and yell about how people with psychiatric disorders are people too. 2) I have not laughed at a Dirt Bag this hard in a long, long time. Mark, you are a treasure, and if you ever leave I will…
Once had a girl in high school breakup with me via Word document saved on my family computer, circa 2002. It was saved in a folder she named "Read after Prom" that she created like 5 minutes before we left for the damn event.
He also has never heard of an ectopic pregnancy. What an asshat.
My naive 18-year-old self wasn't the best at separating a guys interest in dating me with his interest in sleeping with me. I was also a virgin, or at least I was until I started hanging out with my manager from work. Since he was my manager, our hooking up was hush, hush.
The first boy I ever kissed and my first "real" boyfriend broke up with me via AIM AWAY MESSAGE. He couldn't even be bothered to IM me himself and he put it up for everyone to see. The mid 2000s were a rough time to date.
During his initial campaign for governor, Walker made it clear that he wanted to outlaw abortion even as a life-saving measure. That's right. He thinks that women who are violently hemorrhaging because their pregnancy has gone hideously wrong should be forced by law to die. Because he is a piece of shit.
Hasn't Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and been nominated more than once and won several golden globes or something? I'm pretty sure her career was doing pretty well on its on before this.
The moustache doesn't help.
You, know… people are always telling me that I look like someone famous but can never put their finger on it. Thank you, Jessa Dugger's FiL… now i can tell them it's bc I'm Hitler's doppelgänger.
It's funny, because I want Wendy Williams to just shut up in general.
An outraged friend Gchats to say: "You are so off about Stacy, she raised awareness of diabetes, for starters. Also, she was fashionable! Also, she came from NYC. Also, Stacy was good at math - that's why she was treasurer.She broke so many barriers." We are carpooling to a wedding this weekend and I'm going to be…
WHAT ABOUT JANINE KISHI?
I am reluctant to give Claudia the top spot because I remember her being such a bad speller that she would spell her OWN NAME wrong, and nobody's that dumb. But I think her insane outfits tip the scales - she can stay. Stacey is #2 because ~*~*dIaBeTeS*~*~ Shannon is #3 for being in an exotic private school - such a…
Favorite cover of the secret baby variety. So many questions:
I can start fires with my thigh friction.
Yep. It is like the Louis CK stand up about how men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will murder them.
Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.
Why? It fits exactly the message she is trying to get out their. Her choice. She choose to present herself this way because she doesn't feel she needs to be ashamed of her body or her sexuality. It doesn't in anyway cast blame for what occurred with the leaked photos. And if anyone has issues with the cover they have…
Hello. I am an English person and due to my cultural tendency to be somewhat reserved, I have never commented before. I tend to lurk... but I want to share the comment that accompanied my facebook post about this show the other day, because it was the first bit of telly since Breaking Bad that gave me shivers of…