He really did do it better.

Oh, he still has it...

Thank you good lord in heaven for this. And thank you fucking Mark Shrayber for giving me a place to lust over these photos once more. The afternoon is dragging. I don't want to know how old this young man is, I just want to stare at his crotch.

So I'm guessing his purity ring is long gone...

I had no idea Raven Symone and Lindsay Lohan were pulling George W. Bush's strings, let alone neo-cons. That's a Disney Channel movie I want to see.

This is super fun. But what's with the cranky older woman over her shoulder who is clearly over it and doesn't know the words? She peps up on "Ain't No Mountain", but it looks like she's just mouthing nonsense during the Adele sections.

Lets keep this civil and not mock this man for his physical disability, mkay?

I was going to give "thug" a pass but then started throwing things when I got to "vegan." Cheese or GTFO.

it's not about me, specifically, and it should be about me, specifically

You'd think any school that forces its gay students to stay in the closet would be all about beards.

Her voguing is fucking fabulous

Fuck that. She's awesome. What I hate most is that this story doesn't surprise me.

I love this woman. That is all.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Nap and dream of kittens, friend, not hideous murder stuff.

You ask, I shall deliver.