Which week?

And that was the most noteworthy foul ball to ever be misplayed by a Cubs fan in a game against the Marlins.

Jeez, buy me a sandwich first, wouljda?

I love The Cramps.

Mark,

Ah, robot politics.

Why the half measures, Utah?

And this is why I am #TeamPie

His website's typefaces gave me cancer.

no, not rob schneider but rather, Dane Cook

Have you been out on the street lately? Do you know weird it is out there? We've taken our own headcount, there seems to be 3 million completely miserable assholes living in the Tri-state area.

Racked

The bacon is actually frowning.

He isn't the only Jet to make a pass and get hit by something invisible.

Is Scientology not cult-y enough? BACK IN THE DAY I MADE DO WITH BODY THETANS AND LIKED IT.

Monta responded by releasing his shot early.

Who needs Strunk and White when we got fritobanditos on the case?

The ironing is delicious.