TsukebeSan
Al Pastor
TsukebeSan

Your girl and I like similar things. Do buy her the eleven. It truly is an upgrade. I own both, as well as this and this, but I am a depraved bay-area slut with expensive tastes.

Ehh, looks like kind of an assy bottle opener to me.

Not an uncommon or even super pricey cost on the market, tbh.

Obviously not, it's a door stop. You stick it in any passageway and it will get the job done.

Wait its not a bottle opener?

And it's a handy bottle opener.

I was going to go with "Google" but I suppose that works.

Oh My God! $90????

You left out my favorite one!

Donald Sterling secedes from NBA. NBA shrugs. Seattle gets a team.

He reasons they would all leave and Sterling would be left with either an empty roster or a roster of highly overpaid scrubs, at which point he would have no other choice but to sell the team.

CORRECTION (to the Gawker post sharing this item): I originally wrote that the Clippers shared their arena with the Lakers during Magic Johnson's career, which was wrong. The two franchises share the Staples Center now, but the Clippers did not share the Forum, where Johnson's Lakers played. As an old person, I regret

You're fun at parties , aren't you?

That would explain why they're working without pay.

No need to. Lesser of two evils and all. Bostonians are all horrible people and being from Boston far outweighs faggotry in the repulsiveness scale.

But they know what they know, if you know what I mean.

This is typical of people on Brickell Avenue. They're not aware of too many things.