death to bourgeois appliances

I like it but I'm a Scorpio.

He's dead.

1. Conchinita Pibil

I'll steal from Ebert's review of North, for clarification: I hated this book. Hated hated hated hated hated this book. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that…

ropa vieja is beef and is cuban. what's missing is cochinita pibil.

I think that, regardless of your personal sexual proclivities "don't just jam it in there" is also pretty universally valuable sexy-times advice.

your type of human seems to be all ends. What's the means that justifies them all?

John Clayton rocked the "we need a quick segment on short notice" better -

I hate myself for reading this back and forth exchange. I am dumber then I was. And boy am I dumb.

It's a tough road. Only two others have been born with that condition, and one's dead. Let's just hope he can make the Jump Jump to the NBA smoothly.

This is BS marketing for a stupid film. I actually wish it were true and we defused the crisis by handing Rogan and Franco over to the DPRK in order to avoid nuclear war.

This surprises me given the fact that in my mind she's a "big star." But then again, I haven't seen too many of her movies and the ones I have seen are because I agree to go to the movies with someone and her's was the least objectionable. I'm not saying that the ones I saw were bad (salt, for instance) but they just…

Oh. I thought you were talking about some trendy hacker sandwich made out of McDonald's menu items called the Irish Orgy. I didn't realize we were talking about an actual... Irish... Orgy...

I remember the first time I saw one. It was like the heavens parted and there was nothing but vomit.

There's no room in my pocket for a big phone because of my enormous dong.

While I've long since given up hope that Mastodon will ever be good again, I can definitely say this is not nearly as good of a "LARPing" video as Red Fang's Prehistoric Dog.

I think the extinct animal was called "Good Metal"

Unfortunately, water is not so mobile. The U.S. taxpayer has spent far more assuring Phoenix has water than it would have cost to fix Detroit.