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The bacon is actually frowning.

He isn't the only Jet to make a pass and get hit by something invisible.

Is Scientology not cult-y enough? BACK IN THE DAY I MADE DO WITH BODY THETANS AND LIKED IT.

Monta responded by releasing his shot early.

Who needs Strunk and White when we got fritobanditos on the case?

The ironing is delicious.

Your girl and I like similar things. Do buy her the eleven. It truly is an upgrade. I own both, as well as this and this, but I am a depraved bay-area slut with expensive tastes.

Ehh, looks like kind of an assy bottle opener to me.

My girl likes This one for the upgrade

Not an uncommon or even super pricey cost on the market, tbh.

When you're ready for an upgrade.

Obviously not, it's a door stop. You stick it in any passageway and it will get the job done.

Wait its not a bottle opener?

And it's a handy bottle opener.

I was going to go with "Google" but I suppose that works.

Oh My God! $90????

Hate the Kentucky Derby and fuck horse racing. Wrote a post about it here: http://agoodsteak.blogspot.com/2013/05/eight-…

Donald Sterling secedes from NBA. NBA shrugs. Seattle gets a team.

He reasons they would all leave and Sterling would be left with either an empty roster or a roster of highly overpaid scrubs, at which point he would have no other choice but to sell the team.