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I just can’t get behind night gowns. How do they not end up bunched up around your damn shoulders by morning? Nope.

Based on the base plate peg count it is about half a banana wide and three bananas long.

This pill’s clinical name is “NoFunMuchoDinerosol”

Side affects include being broke, sober, and being too broke and sober to enjoy sex anyways,


I think a lot of women really suffer from carer’s fatigue.

lolololol congrats on being the dumbest person in the comments, ya fucking bridge dweller.

Dude, this is an article about a dead baby. Seriously? You wanna be that guy?

Hmmmm, the bit about “easily decryptable” and “man in the middle” is really only applicable if the parties at either end of the “Pigeon Transport Protocol” (PTP) aren’t using using good encryption. There’s nothing to stop them using strong encryption and a digital signature, so that the recipient could both verify the

What if we encrypt the pigeon?

This was my Leia jam when I was a kid. Loved this figure:

In the 70s, I had the Barbie-sized Leia doll. Then my brother took down her hair donuts, and I could never get them to look right after that. Needles to say, his Steve Austin doll met a horrible end involving our creek and some rocks.

I just don’t understand the need for biopics of people who lived and died, like, three years ago. We already know Steve Jobs’ story. This would be much more interesting as a film like 50 years from now when we all have iBrain implants. Some retrospective insight about the dawn of a new era of internet and computer

Eight crazy nights, indeed!

The dickfork head only needs an artisanal wooden handle to complete your “chasing off the Frankenstein’s monster (but he’s made of foreskin)“ look.

Are pretzel dicks even kosher?

$195.00 sweatpants! Sweatpants should not cost more than my car payment!

The next speaker will struggle to get the stench of Ax body spray and BO out of there.

Well sure, they made up the romance and the thing with the big fat diamond, but it was based on a true story!

Carson sounds he is on major drugs that he prescribed himself

It is also important to remember that ONE ISN’T FUCKING REAL AHHHHHFDAJVRUWNGOIRWNTDJSNGUDSNGJDNSGJKDSG.

No, it makes him a disingenuous pimple-popper MD who tries to parlay that degree into unquestioned expertise in everything.