I thought it was fairly obvious Jimmy wasn't actually playing the piano..
I'm glad you said this, I was about to post the same thing. It's fantastic without audio.
Don't ya know it's still just like the old days where we should just squat in the field to give birth, put the baby to the tit, and get back to work? I don't think some folks are educated on exactly what it takes to MAKE A HUMAN BEING and what it does to your body.
All Snape gifs are perfectly acceptable. :)
Our family thought process on the eagles was, dang the big ass eagles probably have someone else to save like Superman or some shit. Plus the body mass of dwarves has to be fairly high. That would be tiring.
"Why doesn't Barty Crouch Jr. just PORTKEY HARRY TO VOLDEMORT'S HOUSE ON DAY FUCKING ONE OF TERM instead of orchestrating a pointlessly elaborate long-con that involves blast-ended skrewts, the entire International Department of Magical Cooperation, and no guarantee whatsoever that Harry will even win the fucking…
This was the absolute best. I approve.
Yay!
Can we hang out?
Very disappointed there was nothing about Gwyneth and Chris' conscious uncoupling. There would have been great snark there.
YES.
Lol...the mark of the beast. That had me giggling over here. I remember that being weird when I worked there; we keyed in all prices and were expected to just know the BAZILLIONS of sale items each week as cashiers.
I have no issue with your life choices. You do you.
See this is new to me as of just a few years ago. I worked at Hobby Lobby in Lawrence fucking Kansas around 94ish..? and we worked Sundays. We worked so many Sundays that I couldn't go to football games I had tickets to (seriously, they threatened to fire me if I went because I was scheduled). When did they find…
Nevermind. Brains be slow today, and can['t figure out how to delete the other post. Carry on...nothing to see here....
Or wait because you can't get the deal:
Man, now I really need to "get sick" and go home from work to "rest". (Excessive use of quotations gets the point across better, right?)
YES!! And don't forget about (if you're from the midwest) Billy, expert tree climber. Because if you touch one of those lines, or if your weight makes a branch touch a line-that electricity will come right to you. And that can hurt; it may even kill you..