So the key to not being grey in comments is going to Rush concerts. I think I get it now....

Exactly.

Well I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm not. What did your high school do to get such an honor? I haven't heard of them being at high school graduations.

Me too! But then I remember that there are douchebags in every state, ours just seem to be really really loud.

Alas, no gay penguins. It's a teeny tiny zoo that is perfect for a toddler's attention span in a really nice park with a pretty awesome train ride. I hope it's all still there, it's been a while, the kids have aged 10 years since we've been, but magically I've stayed the same age!

I haven't seen that. Is it on Netflix? I do remember that one of the daughters used to call into 96.5 during Lazlo in the afternoons (years ago also. Jeez I got old somewhere along the line), and she seemed fairly normal, and that scared me.

The rainbow house restores my faith in humanity.

Well, last summer they got to view an actual same sex wedding because there are some awesome people in Kansas too.

So I live in Kansas and have had the opportunity to run across these nutjobs years ago when they PROTESTED THE FREE DAY AT THE FUCKING ZOO because fags and Jesus. I just..I can't...I...

Adding all of you because I'm friendless and lonely. 2079-7281-6861

I was all set to be defensive of my chocolate cake that I ever so lovingly baked and frosted myself-WITHOUT tearing the top up, go me!-and then I read more of what you said. I don't typically eat because of boredom, or because it's time for lunch, or whatever, I eat when I'm hungry. Sometimes it's chocolate cake for…

My thoughts exactly.

Two nights ago my body told me it needed chocolate cake for dinner. I listened. Does that count?

Thank you. I'm in tears over here. This is brilliant.

While on vacation my uncle jumped into the lake off of the dock. He surfaced and was yelling all while a small snapping turtle was attempting to breastfeed from him. It was magnificent. There's a picture somewhere I wish I had right now.

I could watch this all day.

Same lady-9lbs of cottage cheese in under 2 minutes. She's my new hero.

Same here.

I have no "in the snow" pics, but this is Princess Dixie Doodlebutt in her preferred position of "sleep". She is built for luxury. She likes to eat and sleep. When it snows, she turns into a much younger, livelier pup who bounds around in the back yard chomping at the snow, and it's so awesome to see.