Trystian
Trystian
Trystian

If your going to write about sexual toys, write about the 'stimulation' gadgets for men next time to balance it out. I'm pretty sure that list will be short...#1 Fleshlight #2....nothing. Damnit, nobody cares about our feelings. I just want to cuddle. ;P

I was thinking the same thing. Apparently, some families have different dynamics than what I'm used to. I love my mother, but I don't LOVE my mother! O.o

Remember, Oconomowoc spelled backwards is Cowomonoco. And you know what that means? Do you, because I have no freakin' clue.

Get your mind out of the gutter......or at least let mine swim by.

I'm sorry, but I don't want some strange little monkey paw delving into my mouth when I'm trying to eat.

I'm wondering if this works when wet. I prefer to have Firesteel as a backup in my gear. It'll never let you down, even when you're soaked.

It could have been better if I would have spent a little more time to match the lighting on her face. Oh well, it's not like I'm getting paid for it. As you said, I should sell it back to the original author and get a cut.

Yep, I created this one. When Robert stated, "Something tells us Gina Torres would look mighty fine in a cloak and shoulder pads à la Sir Ian McKellen.", I took it as a challenge. Of course I also did it because I'm a hardcore Browncoat. =)

Robert, hoping for something like this?

My redneck friends used to "dispose" of them by reenacting scenes from Star Wars.

Keep in mind to turn off this functionality while you fap at your computer, lest you send it into a clicking frenzy.

I fully agree. You're not alone.

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Kinect Star Wars is probably the worst offender.... see video (but there's plenty more just as horrifying).

You were lucky. My dad made me stand there with one hand on the antenna, foil wrapped around me like I was a Christmas present, and one leg pointed in a random direction that shifted, depending on where everyone in the living room was sitting. It was a tough job, but someone had to do it. =)

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't film that.

I didn't have a camera, but you could see something if you blink really slowly. I saw an alien staring at me, but then again I always see aliens staring at me (runs to the corner and curls up in a little ball, after putting on a foil hat!)

No wonder we've never found the fortress of solitude.

He comes across as one of those creepy pedos that passes out spiked cool-aid to the neighborhood kiddies.

It looks like it could be Acetylene. I had some *friends do something similar a while back. Although static is not your friend when working with large uncompressed quantities of acetylene.

I always snuck out my window, and snuck my girlfriends out their windows too. =)